Housewarming Gift Ideas That Don’t Make Them Say, “Uhhhh, Gee, Thanks.”

You bought a home – yay! Oh wait, no – maybe a friend of yours bought a home. Or a family member just moved back to town. Heck – whoever is the one that just moved into a new home or a first home – the point is there are a lot of things they could use to help them take care of it.

So while a bottle of champagne or a houseplant might seem like a nice “Congratulations on your new digs!” gift – let’s get real. That champagne will probably sit in the refrigerator for six months while they wait for the perfect occasion to pop the cork, and the plant – well, okay, it might look nice for a while (unless the recipient suffers from “Black Thumb”).

What these people really need (or if anyone asks what they can get you for your new home) – is the basics. All those little things that you know you reach for as you’re unpacking boxes, only to discover that uh, you don’t have one of those (whatever it was you were looking for). Damn. Back in the box until later. More work. Less done. Not-as-happy-as-you-could-be Homeowner.

We’re here to help solve that. So in our very best Joan Crawford voice, we want you to hear us say this: “No. More. Useless. Housewarming. Gifts. !!!” (you’re probably creeped out just thinking about those hangers right now, but you’ll get over it.)

So here we go, with our “Authoritative Gift List O’ Things People With New Homes Probably Need Or Even If They Already Have It They Can’t Find Theirs Anyway So They’ll Love It Just The Same”:

Essentials

Showing up to visit “The Day Of” moving in? Then think smart. Stop by the grocery store and put together a care package of things they’ll want to kiss you for: Toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap, disposable plates and cutlery, WATER, sodas, coffee, snacks, frozen pizza, a corkscrew (not kidding!), fresh fruit (the kind you can eat with your hands), a loaf of bread, and thou. Well, you get the picture. Hey – they’re your friends; you should have a good idea of what they’d like to chow down on. The point is, when people are in the midst of a move – easy-to-grab-sustenance is one of the most appreciated things you can gift. Go crazy – get the Macadamia nuts and the dried cranberries, too. Oh – and most important, don’t forget the Chocolate!!

Tools

Maybe they have their own, and maybe they don’t. Maybe he’s a maintenance-master, or maybe he hires out his DIY jobs. Either way it doesn’t matter, because the odds are they’re going to be rummaging through boxes and stacking them one on top of the other to find that stupid jar of nails. Or that screwdriver that will let them put their dining table back together, so they can sit down and relax for cryin’ out loud! Want to show them just how thoughtful you are? Allen wrenches. They’ll probably name their next child after you for that. Even if you just head to the Dollar Store to pick up cheap versions of it all – a hammer, a multi-head screwdriver, a level, an extension cord, scissors, PLUMBER’S TAPE (seriously appreciated!) – then just toss them all into a $1 bucket – when you hand that over on your arrival (along with, again, W-A-T-E-R), not only will they never forget you, they’ll probably even pass on this helpful wisdom the next time THEY have to get someone else a housewarming gift. (And perhaps the cycle of crystal vases as move-in gifts will finally end, and move onto the wedding gift list where they belong.)

“You Know They’ll Get Used Eventually” Items

• New Return Address Labels. You can do this one at home. Buy a package of blank Avery labels and use an easy-to-read font – and they’ll bless you every time they have to mail out an envelope. (Or even fill out a form.)
• Eco-friendly collection of cleaning supplies. (We just like to encourage the eco-part whenever we can – but you can get the Clorox and the Tide, too.)
• Fire extinguisher. Sexy, no. Pretty damn useful when you need one? You bet. Something that should be in every home? Absolutely. (Also something that’s usually ‘expired’ by the time they pack up and leave their old home. Trust us, no one’s ever going to complain about having a fresh, new fire extinguisher.)
• Command Hooks, Tape, and Hangers. When you’re just moving in, you might think twice about putting a nail there – how do you know for sure where you’re going to want to put everything? No one doesn’t love Command products (and no, we’re not shilling for 3M, either). The luxury of knowing you’re not damaging a wall by hanging something on it can’t be overstated when you’re just settling in.
• Start Their Junk Drawer for Them. Sounds weird, huh? Well think about it – by the very nature of moving, theirs is history! So pull together some of the crazy things that you have in your own – glue, push pins, stapler, mini screwdriver, nail files, safety pins, batteries, scotch tape, Krazy Glue, duct tape, multi-plug adapter – let your brain go crazy. (Or just look in your junk drawer for ideas!) Come on, you know there’s a reason you kept that single bolt and washer. They may need one, too.

Actually, we could probably go on for pages with brilliant gift ideas, but we’re hoping you get the gist of it . . . which is: MOVING SUCKS. But that’s why we have friends…to make it easier on us all. So skip the crystal department at Macy’s and head to Home Depot and the grocery store instead!

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